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15 Weirdest Named Drinks You Need to Try—If You Dare

Ever ordered a drink just for the name? We’ve rounded up 15 drinks that are as wild as they sound.

From brain-freezing shots to cocktails that might make you question your life choices, these weirdly named drinks are sure to leave an impression.

1. Angry Balls

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Angry Balls isn’t just a name—it’s a vibe. This fall-ready concoction mixes the sweet and spicy kick of Fireball Whisky with the crispness of Angry Orchard Hard Apple Cider. The result?

A drink that’s perfect for warming up on those chilly nights. But beware—just like the name suggests, it packs a punch that might leave you feeling a little… well, angry.

2. Cement Mixer Shot

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Considered the prankster of the bar, the Cement Mixer Shot is the kind of drink you order for someone you either really love or really want to mess with.

The secret to its horrifying texture is the combination of lime juice and Bailey’s Irish Cream, which curdles the cream into a chunky mess that feels like you’re drinking wet concrete. Definitely not for the faint of heart.

3. Mind Eraser Shot

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The Mind Eraser isn’t just a drink—it’s a challenge. Meant to be downed through a straw in one quick gulp, this potent shot combines Kahlúa, vodka, and club soda. The real kicker?

The instant brain freeze that comes with it. One sip and you might just forget what you were doing in the first place.

4. Snakebite Shot

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True to its name, the Snakebite Shot hits hard and fast. Made with Yukon Jack and Rose’s Sweetened Lime Juice, this sharp drink delivers a potent bite that’s not for the uninitiated. If you’re looking to add some edge to your night, this is the shot to order.

5. Buttery Nipple Shot

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The Buttery Nipple is the drink that brings you back to the ‘80s and ‘90s—if those decades had a flavor, this would be it. With the sweet, rich mix of butterscotch schnapps and Bailey’s Irish Cream, it’s a nostalgic trip in a shot glass. Top it with whipped cream, and you’ve got a dessert that packs a boozy punch.

6. Nutty Irishman Drink

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The Nutty Irishman is the ultimate after-dinner drink, combining hazelnut liqueur (Frangelico) with Bailey’s Irish Cream. The nutty, creamy flavor makes it the perfect nightcap for those looking to end their meal on a sweet note. Bonus: it’s basically a dessert in disguise, so no judgment if you order two.

7. 4 Horsemen Shot

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If you ever wanted to meet the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, this shot is your chance—no horse needed. Combining Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam, Jack Daniel’s, and Jameson, this lethal mix isn’t for the faint-hearted. It’s the kind of drink you order to prove a point, though that point might be, “I make questionable choices.”

8. Water Moccasin Shot

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The Water Moccasin might sound cute, but don’t let that fool you. With peach schnapps, Crown Royal, sweet and sour mix, and triple sec, this shot is sweet with a kick that’ll leave you reeling. Think of it as the snake in the grass that you didn’t see coming.

9. Dirty Shirley Cocktail

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The Dirty Shirley is a grown-up version of your childhood favorite, the Shirley Temple. Swapping out the innocence for a bit of vodka, it’s the drink that says, “I’m an adult, but I still like to have fun.” Whether you’re reminiscing about the good old days or just looking for a playful cocktail, this one’s for you.

10. Sex in the Driveway Cocktail

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Sex on the Beach may be the classic, but Sex in the Driveway is its sassy cousin. With its vibrant blue hue thanks to blue curaçao, mixed with peach schnapps, vodka, and Sprite, this drink is as flashy as it is tasty. It’s the kind of cocktail that’s sure to turn heads.

11. Copy Cat Pat O’Brien Hurricane Cocktail

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Ever wanted to sip on a tropical storm? The Copy Cat Pat O’Brien Hurricane Cocktail is your chance. With a mix of light and dark rum, passion fruit, orange juices, and a splash of grenadine, this New Orleans favorite will make you feel like you’ve been transported to the French Quarter—minus the hangover (maybe).

12. Lava Flow Cocktail

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The Lava Flow Cocktail is a tropical vacation in a glass, blending light rum, coconut rum, strawberries, bananas, pineapple juice, and cream of coconut. The drink’s signature red “lava” effect is created by the strawberries, and the result is a creamy, fruity slushy that’s as much a treat for the eyes as it is for the taste buds.

13. Irish Breakfast Shot

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Who needs pancakes when you can have an Irish Breakfast Shot? Combining Jameson Irish Whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, and orange juice, this drink comes with a side of bacon—literally. It’s a breakfast-inspired shot that’s the perfect way to start (or end) your day.

14. The Alien Brain Hemorrhage

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The Alien Brain Hemorrhage is what happens when bartenders get creative—and a little gross. This eerie shot looks like a sci-fi experiment gone wrong, with peach schnapps, blue curaçao, and Bailey’s Irish Cream forming a “brain” that curdles in your glass.

Top it off with grenadine for a gory finish. Perfect for Halloween or any night you want to freak out your friends.

15. Fuzzy Navel

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The Fuzzy Navel might sound innocent, but it’s a drink that’s as fun to say as it is to sip. Made with peach schnapps and orange juice, this fruity cocktail is light, refreshing, and dangerously easy to drink.

It’s the perfect pick-me-up for those hot summer days or a lazy brunch with friends.

These drinks are more than just their names—they’re experiences. So next time you’re out, why not order one of these quirky concoctions and see where the night takes you?

Share this list with your friends and get ready to mix things up!